"I just want to mention, for those who have asked, that absolutely nothing what so ever happened today in sector 83x9x12. I repeat, nothing happened.
Please remain calm."
Posting, word games and everything short of spamming
"Did I mention that my nose is on fire and that I have fifteen wild badgers living in my trousers. I'm sorry, would you prefer ferrets?"
"The next time you want a revelation, could you possibly find a way that isn't quite so uncomfortable."
"It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has it's own version of these Swedish meatballs."
"I don't watch TV. It's a cultural wasteland filled with inappropriate metaphors and an unrealistic portrayal of life created by the liberal media
elite." J. M. Straczynski-Babylon 5